Luanicus

Our story begins in 2009. I was only 5, and it was a normal day in kindergarten. Every now and then, there would be a day where the class would sit together to watch a movie. I... personally didn't mind it, but it was sad to not watch the movie until the end. One day, a movie I had never seen before was brought to class... Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory. Yes, the early seventies version (which is more recent than Kamen Rider). I... apparently enjoyed the movie!—at least, what I saw of it. I can barely remember the snippets I have from my 5-year old memories. Though I definitely remember the Oompa Loompa songs. It's WWATCF's main attraction. But there was one scene that left me traumatised. The one where Violet Beauregarde turns blue and swells up like a balloon. I try to distance myself from the term "blueberry inflation" because first, I didn't know the term existed until the beginning of my terminally online days; and second, because I hate saying the term myself. I already